Monday, July 20, 2009
heyss today aites in sch i told pearlyn,yingxuan, xinrui and alicia some singh jokes it was quite funneh :D wanna hear 1 of my fav? here goes,
joke: A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gate Saint Peter told him that the new rules were in effectdue to the advances in education on Earth. In order to gain admittance, a prospective heavenly soul must answer 2 questions
1.Name two days of the week that begins with 'T'.
2.How many seconds are there in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with a 'T' are 'Today' and 'Tomorrow'.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "Okay, I'll buy the today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer that I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..'
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
:D This's one of my fav but there's still 4 mre of it :D
♥ Lurbs,
♡ Yixuan
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